Sex sells, – witness the fact that you have just confirmed the “SEX” tab as the most clicked upon tab of the website. The Hollywood Reporter guestimates the size of the porn industry at about $13 billion, – more than the $10.6 Hollywood theatrical business. So why not use sex to sell sox, – the one object of clothing that’s the least sexy when left on in flagrante, (apologies to pre-worn fetishists and Japanese schoolgirl aficionados)? We use sex to sell everything else.
Of course Vodka Rocks! does have plenty of sex. But as Artie says, if you want a hard-on, you’ll have to whip out your credit card.
Published by: John Rubino