The three intrepid marketers are
Alexander Kuznetsov ................................ as Slavic
Nitsa Benchetrit .......................................... as Demo
Elvis Nolasco ........................................... as Freddy
In pink underwear:
Ian Jarvis ................................................... as Artie
In the ever so sober fur jacket:
Lev Gorn .................................................. as Marco
Speaks only using Beatles lyrics:
Mikhail Dvortosov ..................................... as Misha
Cute without his pants on:
Eric Deskin ............................ as the Miramax lawyer
Russian boss, don't mess with him:
Alexander Denisov ....................................... as Yuri
The Muscle (don't mess with him either)
Alexander Soin ........................................... as Boris
While in real life he's the producer, he got to act out too:
Russ Terlecki ................................... as the director
Has a penchant for nipples:
Gary Swanson .................. as Coca-Cola executive
Tried to protect executive with penchant for nipples:
Denise Lute .......................................... as secretary
Has a penchant for drugs:
Steven Spraragen ............... as Coca-Cola chemist
Gorgeous girls with very long legs:
Stephanie Warren ..................................... as Misty
Donna Barnes ....................................... as Chantay
Anna Malova ........................... as Stiletto Sister #1
Yadira Badly ............................ as Stiletto Sister #2
Yilin Hsu ................................... as Stiletto Sister #3
And in order of appearance:
| Drunk Banker | Jon Doscher |
| Francois | Dennis Green |
| Nice Girl | Laura Napoli |
| Banker's Girlfriend | Maria Soccor |
| Cop #1 | Chris "Victor" Votsis |
| Cop #2 | Alexander Merchansky |
| Tequila Boyz | Izzy Ruiz Yanko Perez Edouard "Eak" Arrocha Luis Bonilla |
| Ivory Soapbox Preacher | Lee Gundersheimer |
Liquor Focus Group
| Suzie | Sara Marafino |
| Tony | Joe Kane |
| Carmen | Martha Velasquez |
| Alan | Paul Lucas |
| Walt | NeddieCauthy |
| Gwen | Cathleen Dauenhauer |
| Chad | Alexander Pate |
| Antoine | Erik McKay |
| Muffy | Mary Guiteras |
| Jamie | Christina Nicosia |
| Dylan | Dylan Hundley |
| Don | Don Legere |
| Director | Russ Terlecki |
| Mysty | Stephanie Warren |
| Mysty's Driver | Gene Bellucci |
| Christy | Losmir Rodriguez |
| Rum Photo Shoot Models | Lea Dwyer Pia Byron Charles Bae Cory Klippstein |
| Bartender | Nina Stone |
| Bar Guys | Dexter Buell Lev Zeitlin |
| Standards & Practices Attorney | Eric Deskin |
| Fox Anchorboy | KB Nau |
| Fox Anchorbabe | Tamara Lovatt-Smith |
| Russian Bodyguard | Valery |
| Marco | Lev Gorn |
Marco's Fashion Show
| Shooter #1 | HrwjeAbicic |
| Sadhu | Ajoy Mani |
| Shooter #2 | KresimirAbicic |
| Miss Freedom Fighter | Saskia Slaaf |
| Miss Saigon | |
| Miss Refugee | Rachel Berks |
| Photographer | Geoff Rawling |
| Fashion Mavens | Heather Jordan Edina Seleskovic |
Vodka Rocks Focus Group
| Teen Girl | Ashley Adelman |
| Film Student | John Samuel Jordan |
| Popcorn Nerd | John Pomatto |
| Girl | Jessica Schear |
| Impatient Guy | Matthew LaSpata |
| Ted, Coke Chemist | Steven Spraragen |
| Myra, Coke Executive Secretary | Denise Lute |
| Harry, Coke Senior Taste Tester | Gary Swanson |
| Atlanta Bank Manager | Peter Lucas |
| Capital City Club Waiter | Gregory O'Connor |
| Stiletto Sister #1 | Anna Malova |
| Stiletto Sister #2 | Yadira Badly |
| Stiletto Sister #3 | Yilin Hsu |
| CNN Reporter | Will Master |
| ABC's Roger Conejo | Thomas Piper |
| ABC's Mickey Topolino | Jeffrey Rose |
| ABC's Daffy Canard | Mariel Booth |
| Coked Teens | Will Lucas Adrian Lou Sarah Sepp Maxine Speier |
| Chantay | Donna Barnes |
| Pizza Hut Boy | Franklin C. Boyd |
| Taco Bell Chihuahua | Bébé |
| Colonel Sanders | Ashton Crosby |
| Pepsi Santa | Joe Elliot |
| Black Cocktail Dress Girls | Jeanne Andresakes Deborah "Lola" Brown Abigail Hanlon Carla Maye Leah Schwebach TajnaTanovic Meredith Benson Kate Graham RandaKarambelas Olivia Lim Romy Marquardt Kelsey Robinson Rachael Tartell Eugenie Torraella Eva Valentovà |
| Bouncer | Richard Burroughs |
| Souse | Michael Saltiel |
| Naked Dame | TristinGrieco |
| Opera Singer | Andrea Gross Cartagena |
| Blond Spankers | Kyle Stokes Allen Gershowitz B Cooke Nic Skovera |
| Coke Rep | David S. Rose |
| Pepsi Rep | Michael Mandel |
Beats by Scott Harding
"E.V.A."
by Pat Prilly, Andy Badale, and Marie Perreault
Courtesy of Pat2 Productions
Courtesy of Vanguard Records, a Welk Music Group Company
ALL OTHER SONGS
Music by Michael Blake and John Rubino
Lyrics by John Rubino
"Vodka Rocks"
Jennifer Charles ........... vocals
Napoleon Maddox ........... vocals
"Strange Affair"
Jeni Fujita ........... vocals
"Into You, Into Me"
Jeni Fujita ........... vocals
"Hooked"
Napoleon Maddox ........... vocals
"Sugar Daddy"
Jeni Fujita ........... vocals
Recorded by Michael Gittleman at Electroluxe Studios
Produced and Mixed by Teddy Kumpel